Funny Engagement Card Messages:- If you want to wish your friend, or fiancé and fiancée on his or her engagement with some funny stuff then you can find some best of the best wish messages and quotes from our posts and write them on a beautiful card or post them on his or her Facebook timeline or tweet him or her. Humor – the best way to kick off a couple’s journey to becoming husband and wife… happily ever after. Here are some Funny wishes for Engagement for best friends, Funny wishes for Engagement for couples, Funny wishes for Engagement for friend, Funny wishes for Engagement for newly wedded couples.
Funny Engagement Wishes
This is a general collection of engagement funny wishes that you can use for a toast at an engagement party or to simply wish a happy engagement.
1) Congratulations on finding the one person you want to annoy for the rest of your life!
2) Don’t rush things from here. A long engagement is a great way to delay the inevitable drudgery of an actual marriage.
3) Never again laugh at your fiance’s choices, because you are one of them!
4) Happy engagement wishes we all send to you, now all we wanna know is when’s the baby due?
5) Marriage is the world’s oldest workshop: the husband works while the wife shops!
6) Engagement advice: make sure the ring is really tight so it can never be taken off!
7) To him: you are about to undergo a procedure in which you will have your spine removed, but don’t worry, at least you’ll get some great wedding gifts.
8) I can’t wait to get drunk on expensive champagne at your wedding. Happy engagement!
9) Engagement marks the apex of a relationship’s love and happiness. It’s all downhill from here. Congratulations.
10) Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a mortgage which you will be a lifetime liability. Congratulations.
11) Engagement marks the apex of a relationship’s love and happiness. It’s all downhill from here. Congratulations.
12) There is a reason ENGAGEMENT rhymes with ENTRAPMENT and IMPRISONMENT.
13) One of the rules of a successful engagement is to always imagine a big label titled FRAGILE on your fiancée’s head. This will help you remember that you must handle her with care. Congratulations.
14) Engagement party, bachelor party, wedding party, anniversary party, kid’s birthday party… wow, your engagement seems to mark the beginning of endless partying. I can’t wait, congratulations.
15) There is a reason why the word Engaged also means Busy. Now you can officially ward off your friends and family from disturbing you because you are ‘engaged’. Congratulations.
Funny Engagement Wishes for a Friend
Here you will find some engagement wishes funny to share with your friends.
1) Engagement is the first of 3 rings: the engagement ring, the wedding ring and the suffering!
2) I must say, I am so proud of you for getting engaged out of love. I always figured you’d get knocked up first!
3) I am so happy for you and your new ring! And your fiance seems ok too.
4) Marriage is like a deck of cards. At the start, the only thing you need is two hearts and a diamond. But after a while you start hunting for a club and a spade.
5) Congratulations on your catch. Now don’t drop them!
6) You two are a match made in heaven, just like thunder and lightning!
7) Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a mortgage which you will be a lifetime liability. Congratulations.
8) There are two ways to get jailed for life. One is to commit a bad crime and the second is to get hitched. Congratulations for choosing the latter.
9) When you started dating each other, you made a promise to be girlfriend and boyfriend. When you became committed, you made a promise to love each other. Now that you are engaged, you have made a promise to marry each other. Aren’t you tired of making so many promises again and again?
10) Congratulations for getting engaged. Your love’s bubble bursts now.
11) Technically and traditionally, engagement is known as the promise to marry. But practically it is known as the promise and first step to lifelong slavery. Congratulations.
12) The bachelor brigade has lost one of their own. Congratulations to you buddy, but we are mourning the loss of a fallen soldier.
13) I promise to smile at your engagement party but deep down inside my heart is weeping because I feel sorry that you have lost all your freedom. Congratulations for getting engaged.
14) Congratulations for getting engaged. How does it feel getting handcuffed?
15) Do you know what late night parties and hanging out in friends have in common? They will both disappear from your life, now that you are engaged. Congratulations.
16) Congratulations for getting engaged. Now let’s mourn the demise of FUN IN YOUR LIFE.
17) People celebrate when they get out of prison. But you are celebrating the fact that you are turning yourself in, for life. Congratulations nevertheless.
18) Being your childhood friend I know all your good, bad and dirty secrets. You better host a luxurious and special engagement party for me or else I will tell your fiancée everything. Congratulations mate.
19) Sharpen your swords, load your guns, stock up on your weaponry – the biggest war of your life is about to begin now that you are engaged. Congratulations.
20) Who cares about your engagement? I can’t wait to go shopping for your wedding gown with you as your bridesmaid. Congratulations.
21) Many years ago, Neil Armstrong said ‘That’s one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind’ Today, I say ‘That’s one small step of engagement, one giant leap in frustration and disappointment in my buddy’s life’ Congratulations.
22) Have you ever wondered how a car salesman behaves after he clinches the deal and gets the money from the buyer? His behavior changes from charming and helpful, to rude and least bothered. Well my dear friend, that deal in your life has been clinched today. Congratulations for your engagement.
23) Finally… you have a reason to get pregnant. Congratulations.
24) You are now officially under the illusion that you are on your way to spending the rest of your life happily ever after. Congratulations.
Funny Engagement Wishes for Couple
1) Congratulations for finally getting the right to officially annoy, irritate and frustrate your partner for the rest of your life.
2) In disguise, an engagement is the funeral of peace and the birth of chaos in a couple’s life. Congratulations.
3) There are two types of couples. The first type is the couple who fights and argues after getting engaged. The second type… is yet to be discovered.
4) Finally you have found the person who will tame your eccentricities, curb your idiosyncrasies and make you a more civilized person. Congratulations on getting engaged.
5) More responsibility, more accountability, more dependability, more answerability and more commitment – what part of being engaged sounds fun to you?
6) Engagement… the point when the woman will stop worrying about makeup and the man will stop worrying about holding his belly in. Congratulations.
7) Congratulations for getting engaged. None of us thought you both would make it.
8) It is believed that the shine and glitter of a fiancée’s engagement ring should equal the amount of love her fiancé has for her. So you better not cut corners this time, cheapskate. Congratulations mate.
9) The biggest challenge of being engaged is to find each other as adorable and lovable after your engagement, as much as you did before it. Good luck.
10) Engagement… a reason to stop putting in effort to look good for each other. Congratulations.
11) Cupid took too long to get you both to slip engagement rings on each others’ fingers. Better late than never, I guess. Congratulations.
12) Congratulations for getting engaged. Now you will be paying for two tickets to see one movie.
13) I hate you because you both look perfect together… making all other couples look dull and boring.
14) It is not an engagement. It is an agreement to die together. Congratulations.